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You want a guy's perspective? Ask your Dad.

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 02:49:22 -0400

Me: Dad, how can I be sure if a guy really likes me or not?
Dad: If a guy really likes you, he would do whatever it takes to be yours. You see, there are two kinds of "being interested". One is, when a guy likes you but has his heart open to other girls. This is the kind that isn't so serious about being serious. The other kind of "being interested" is the kind that I want a guy to be interested in you. This is the kind whose eyes are set on you, and only you. No other girls. The one that sends you those long text messages on how much he means to you, gives you goodmorning and goodnight calls telling you to have a good day and to have sweet dreams. If a guy really wants to you to be his, he wouldn't be ashamed to introduce you his friends and even better, his family. I would want you to have a guy that when he looks into my daughter's eyes, he feels like he doesn't belong anywhere else but your heart.

BREEZY taught me.: What if there was a day where everyone automatically said everything that they were thinking?

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 02:47:55 -0400

BREEZY taught me.: What if there was a day where everyone automatically said everything that they were thinking?:

thatisntverychanel:

It would be fucking chaos.

You’d be in class with your crush like

You’re sitting bored in class, stand up in the middle of a lecture and say

Some dumb bitch asks a really stupid question, and you go

Somebody says they can’t stand your favorite band, and…

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 04:28:52 -0400

fsdt:

kawaiispamx3:

thecitysatwar:

^ THIS.

LMFAO

smd :)

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Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:01:31 -0400

lifeasayoungconfusedchick: lol XD

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:00:02 -0400

lifeasayoungconfusedchick:

lol XD

Reblog if you're bored and want questions :)

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:46:58 -0400

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Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:48:35 -0400

maryyyguuh: yeah br0

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:00:19 -0400

maryyyguuh:

yeah br0

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:45:17 -0400

30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.:

oneword-rey:

1. whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. don’t cheat on them. it may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. trust me, they will find out and you will be mud.

3. beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.

4. never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.

5. don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. if they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.

6. if they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. if they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.

8. if you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 if you do sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.

9. you can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…

10. not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy..do you honestly need all your money that much? be a man, pay all the time!

12. every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. even if it’s not a serious relationship.

13. make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. if you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. if you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.

14. if a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. if you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. even if she swats you first, and says, “oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.

17. go to a chick flick once in a while. she doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. you’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. be prince charming to their friends, mr. polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.

20. don’t be freaked out by pms. it’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. if you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.

22. if you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. don’t stress where you go for every date. they really only want to be with you.

24. if they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. girls are fragile. even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. memorize their god damn birthdays. you forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.

27. don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or christmas or valentine’s day. it doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. jewelry is always nice.

29. if you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. it will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. after you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. when you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

for future reference haha

ttrruu

lmfao racial fail

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 20:54:44 -0400

lmfao racial fail

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Sun, 27 Mar 2011 08:41:23 -0400

THE MANY FACES OF TUMBLR:

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:24:34 -0400

obnoxioustruth:

YOU MUST REBLOG IF YOU ARE A TRUE TUMBLR USER

haha

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Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:22:38 -0400

reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:54:59 -0400

Seeing a girl sucking a lollipop slowly. First thought?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:43:16 -0400

“I bet she sucks good dick.”

oohh gotta love it

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 15:48:06 -0400

oohh gotta love it